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Saturday, March 29, 2008

ANOTHER RUMOUR....

Wanna listen to another rumour? Feels like administrating a gossip column now.

PackLah : Yo Hardy and Nicky...How are u guys?
H&N : Cool man...Whats up?
PackLah : Got a proposition for u guys man..Wanna hear?
H&N : Shoot...
PackLah : I'm in deep shit man...You guys gotta help me out man.
H&N : So whats new...Jeanne leaving u? U need viagra?
PackLah : Cut the crap man...I'm serious..Listen...This asshole bandit is going around buying up
my boys...If he succeed then we're through man...O.U.T man. You guys too..
H&N : So...whats your deal?
PackLah : Your party and mine are the only true Malay Party. Lets gang up and beat the shit
out of him.
H&N : Accept your Islam ada hari? No way...
PackLah : Join the coalition and just forget the ada hari lah...With you guys BN will be able to
get back 4 states and we'll be strong in the parliament. Definitely those boys will not
defect because they only go for the money...
H&N : Whats in it for us?
PackLah : What do you want?
H&N : We want to rule Kedah and Kelantan our way...But the rest we'll tell you later..
PackLah : Timbalan MB is mine...
H&N : Guess it would be ok...But we have to go thru our Shu'ra first before giving you the green light.
PackLah : When can I get the result...Can't wait any longer..theyr're after me man...
H&N : We'll let you know...
PackLah : Fasterla dey....

Witness saw "ALPHA 1" landed in Kota Bharu recently with only a couple on board...

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