If one cares to read, there are countless accounts of “The Anal Chronicles” circulating in Malaysian blogosphere. Basically, it is the story of a man who would be king if not for his penchant for posterial adventures. He is alleged to be a repeat offender. Apparently, the first time he was involved was 10 years ago. Convicted and jailed for a number of years, he appealed and successfully got the verdict overturned and walked out of jail a couple of years ago.
Though he did not contest in the last GE, he is widely regarded and accepted as the leader of the opposition. A charismatic leader, he led the opposition to unprecedented results in the last GE that sent the UMNO leadership running around like headless chickens. Growing from strength to strength, his loose coalition of parties are actually causing panic in the UMNO hierarchy. The results of the last GE have necessitated a change in the UMNO leadership. The party number one, BADawi has pleaded with the members to allow him to step down after their December AGM, but there are ambitious and impatient people who have other ideas.
Several characters within the party have voiced their intentions to contest against BADawi come December, and with the emergence of this hero from “The Anal Chronicles” BADawi has certainly found it necessary to cover his ass! It is plain to see that this anal guy is a threat to quite a few PM wannabes from UMNO. In fact, this anal character has bombarded the party number two since some by-election months ago! Others who would like to see him put away would be his ex-boss, an asshole doctor, who was responsible for his incarceration 10 years ago.
The PM has denied any government involvement in this latest accusation. He declared that neither he nor his deputy are involved. In fact, no one has claimed responsibility for the accusation. The police have promised a full and fair investigation, but what’s holding them back? It has been about 4 days since the news broke; the hospital has examined the “victim” and their report submitted to the police. This was even confirmed by Datuk Wong Chun Wai of “The Star”.
So, what is in the report, we wonder? Why can’t it be made public as is? Why the delay? Perhaps, it needs doctoring, or stitches?
2 comments:
You know, Analogy is a rather tough subject. There are only a handful of "experts" available here in Malaysia. So, we will just have to be patience to wait for the ANAL report to come out.
Very sensible of you. Ok, we'll just have to patient.
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